peanut to person

www.seedchild.com.au

Dear Seed,

I am writing to you with the following 3 way ultimatum:

1) Stop producing such unbelievably gorgeous clothing that I dont want, I need.

OR

2) Dramatically reduce your absurd pricing

OR

3) Give me one of everything in every size of your entire boys range for the next 10 years.

Please.

Either that or I will pass on the costs of my divorce proceedings to you, as the wrath of my husband upon discovering my sneaky full-price internet purchases from you will divorce me. And make me pay everything back. And he will probably take Batman too.

So as you can see. These are dire circumstances - and you hold the only solution.

I look forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience.

Sincerely cutting up my credit cards,

Mrs Alexandra Hill

xxx

me